Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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