I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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