the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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