your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize