Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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