You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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