I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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