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Fuck
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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