I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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