I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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