i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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