Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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