i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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