and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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