Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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