Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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