I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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