Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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