You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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