u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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