He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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