You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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