Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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