In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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