I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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