physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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