I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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