I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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