I could make wine with my vomit
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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