YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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