Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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