I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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