Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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