I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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