you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The power of my boobs compel you
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