ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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