They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
ok first of all what the fuck
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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