Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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