Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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