throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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