And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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