Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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