You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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