I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize