i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think people are normalizing furries
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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