guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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