Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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