pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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