What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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