Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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